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GoldenArrow
06-05-2005, 23:30
Righto, me Rob and Narc have been talking and what started as a meet up for a bench session has turned into a group meet with all 3 lifts maxed raw then a last supper, then a piss up of epic proportions!

Details:

Venue: Tylesley gym, Birmingham
Date: 19th June, Sunday
Time: 11ish?

Anyone that's interested let me know and we'll try and formalise it!

So far we have rob, narc, me, tricky....we want more of you gays!

Robert
06-05-2005, 23:31
ifandyaint there i will shit on his car

Robert
06-05-2005, 23:47
also if our not drunk when ou get there your a queen

PikeKing
06-05-2005, 23:59
1. I dont have a car
2. I dont drink
3. Shut up

BengDogg
07-05-2005, 06:31
so its back to 26th, i will try and make it

GoldenArrow
07-05-2005, 07:25
Oops....just copied and pasted....its still the 19th (doh!)

BengDogg
07-05-2005, 08:35
balls! Probably wont make it then, your loss :)

Robert
07-05-2005, 09:02
1. I dont have a car
2. I dont drink
3. Shut up
1. Don't lie to me.
2. Don't lie to everyone else.
3. OK.

Fred
07-05-2005, 09:17
11 o ****ing clock, how am i supposed to get there for that time?

i live on the isle of shite remember

oh well, cant go then, not like i'll be able to understand anything you nothern goons are saying anyway

Robert
07-05-2005, 09:31
Its no gays anyway

Fred
07-05-2005, 09:52
just a bunch of cripples then

alex with his shoulder, you with your hernia and narc with his appendixthingy

its gonna be like going to an old peoples home

Robert
07-05-2005, 10:13
lol

i got owned

PikeKing
07-05-2005, 10:22
hehehehe

BengDogg
07-05-2005, 10:27
just a bunch of cripples then

alex with his shoulder, you with your hernia and narc with his appendixthingy

its gonna be like going to an old peoples home
:046:

PikeKing
07-05-2005, 10:30
LOL nice title

Fred
07-05-2005, 12:19
:025:

Justin Hurley
07-05-2005, 17:04
just a bunch of cripples then

alex with his shoulder, you with your hernia and narc with his appendixthingy

its gonna be like going to an old peoples home

LOL... :046:

Justin Hurley
07-05-2005, 17:05
Alex are you competing in the BPC British???

uk machine
07-05-2005, 20:25
i could be there if i knew where the piss up will be? i live like 30 mins away from brum when im back home. will broad street be on the cardS? :023: . is every1 gonna get a hotel room or something

GoldenArrow
07-05-2005, 22:22
Alex are you competing in the BPC British???

No, I want to rest for a while, I'm taking my time doing a raw mesocycle now then an equipped one, then looking for class I at least next time I compete.

No point doing the meet under fraudelent conditions either!

GoldenArrow
07-05-2005, 22:25
i could be there if i knew where the piss up will be? i live like 30 mins away from brum when im back home. will broad street be on the cardS? :023: . is every1 gonna get a hotel room or something

You're in charge of the drinking establishments.

Rules:
1. no dance music
2. no metros
3. no chavs
4. rock music/rock chicks are ok, same goes for punk/goth chicks
5. not paying more than a fiver to get in ANYWHERE
6. if being barely able to stand up is a problem for the bar staff/management, we're in the wrong place!

uk machine
08-05-2005, 00:57
oh ok. lol never been broad street but its like the best place to go in brum from what i heard, bit pricey i think. if im charge of drinking then it could get messy i like to drink a hell of lot then try and get in any where thatll let me in :045:. by the way i just paid 8 quid just to get into a shityy bar. when im pissed i dont give a ****

Rogue_zero
08-05-2005, 09:45
maybe interested, depends if I go to Euro champs or not.

GoldenArrow
08-05-2005, 10:31
Hmm, Euro Champs or gathering of weak injured alcoholics society...

Rogue_zero
08-05-2005, 10:49
I know, its tempting! Euros is invite only.

Tricky
08-05-2005, 23:34
so's this one!

DMPM
09-05-2005, 11:12
Count me in. :039:

Robert
09-05-2005, 11:34
:038:

GoldenArrow
16-05-2005, 10:18
Narc is going to do karaoke, so we need to find somewhere for that...:D

Narc
16-05-2005, 10:23
Have i toooold you laaately..... :034:

Robert
16-05-2005, 10:26
Might not be able to make it now boys. £££ :022:

BengDogg
16-05-2005, 13:39
Might not be able to make it now boys. £££ :022:

I thought it was your idea??? Sell you ass to make enough cash, fred will pay

Tricky
16-05-2005, 23:43
Might not be able to make it now boys. £££ :022:
Behave you chump.

BFT
17-05-2005, 14:20
Have i toooold you laaately..... :034:

Not me personally but i hear you tool a lot of boys

Narc
17-05-2005, 20:51
i hear YOU buff alot of technicians

GoldenArrow
20-05-2005, 11:27
Edit....also, due to gays moaning about the early start, we're going for 1300 as a start time.

Edit 2.....too many people have planned round sunday, so going for sunday. Oops.

DMPM
20-05-2005, 11:30
Saturday is better...

Tricky
20-05-2005, 11:45
not to piss on anyones chips but ive had to organise quite a lot of stuff (work etc.) round it being on Sunday. I dont think i can make Sat.

GoldenArrow
25-05-2005, 13:13
Ok. Basic rules in advance so everyone is aware.

Squat:

Lift bar out, stand motionless. Judge will call 'squat'
Go down until crease of hip is level with knee, judge will call 'up'
Come up and stand motionless, judge will call 'rack'
Rack bar
Belt only, no suits or wraps.

Bench:

Take bar out of rack, hold motionless. Judge will call 'down'
Bring bar to chest, pause. Judge will call 'press'
Press bar until elbows are locked with bar going up evenly. Hold. Judge will call 'rack'.
Rack bar.
Belt only, no shirts or elbow wraps. Feet must be in contact with the floor and glutes must be in contact with bench at all times.

Deadlift:

Approach bar, lift.
Bar must be fully locked out with shoulders back. Judge will call 'down'
Lower bar.
Any lift where the bar starts going down before going up will be a fail.
Belt only, no suits, wraps, straps or erector shirts.

Also try to wear clothing that makes it easy to tell where your hips are for bench squat etc.

Cheers!

Narc
25-05-2005, 13:14
Belts are gay

GoldenArrow
25-05-2005, 13:16
so are you, but you're allowed :042: :cool:

Fred
25-05-2005, 13:26
Feet and glutes must be in contact with bench at all times.



feet have to be touching the bench?

GoldenArrow
25-05-2005, 13:34
Edit! :D

666
25-05-2005, 13:59
Belts are gay

Not as gay as hernias

BengDogg
28-05-2005, 09:38
Just to let you guys know it is looking very unlikly for me now, as a many personal issues potentially screwing it up, b: found out last week one of my best friends daughters christening is on the 19th. Next time maybe,

BengDogg
28-05-2005, 14:15
is this on the saturday or the sunday btw?

GoldenArrow
28-05-2005, 14:19
Sunday http://iron-city.net/images/smilies/evenmoresmilies/ph34r.gif

BengDogg
28-05-2005, 14:36
Ok next time i will make it , maybe

GoldenArrow
28-05-2005, 14:41
So we currently have:

Me
Fatboy Slim
ClubberTrickyBarrelMan
DMPM?
and possibly the muscle fairy....
Also my mate might come if he can get time off.

BengDogg
28-05-2005, 15:07
Yeah DMPM thinks it is on the saturday too thats why i asked but he said he would most likly make the sunday, im sure he will confirm on monday as he logs on at work

BengDogg
07-06-2005, 19:03
ok heres the deal, i think i can make the meet as i dont have to be at the christening till 5.15is so if i can get away by 15.30 ish i should be good to get there, i need to be sure though that its not gonna be a wasted journey where nobody shows or the gym doesent let anyone in/kicks us out, also im not doing paused bench, i will do touch and go and still come last, i bench flat and narrow grip so pausing is just gonna crush me down to about 85kg

Tricky
07-06-2005, 23:41
Woohoo ! :035:

GoldenArrow
08-06-2005, 10:36
Right. New venue, just up the road...

Temple Gym
16 Temple Passage Temple Street
Birmingham West Midlands B2 5BY
Tel: (0121 643 7964)

New start time: 12:00

Price to get in: Fiver.

(other gy closes at 1! ... also this way we might get to see Dorian Yates)

BengDogg
08-06-2005, 12:07
Sweet! 12 pm suits me better too, i take it youve ok'd what we are doin with the gym

GoldenArrow
08-06-2005, 12:18
I rang them and asked opening hours and guest price. That's all that needs to be ok'd, we're just a bunch of guys training (with slightly strict rules on depth etc!)

BengDogg
08-06-2005, 12:21
You sure cos it'd be abitch if we got turmned away, i think there is only 5 of us or so anyway, dmpm is coming along with me and its your lot, i suppose the temple gym gets many guests as its quite famous

DMPM
08-06-2005, 15:20
Looking forward to it!

Narc
11-06-2005, 09:13
So was i :011:

but it turns out i have to work :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021:

Rogue_zero
11-06-2005, 10:46
wish I could come along

BengDogg
11-06-2005, 19:50
So was i :011:

but it turns out i have to work :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021:

this is the part where nobody turns up after much effort by a few, if people are pulling out please can they let me know before i drive there like Narc has as i really dont want to waste loads of time getting there/my stuff together etc to go and train alone in some strange gym

Narc
12-06-2005, 09:42
sorry boys :(

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 10:13
So who is left? also i am gonna have to leave by 14:30 so food and piss up for me is ano no.

DMPM
12-06-2005, 12:59
this is the part where nobody turns up after much effort by a few, if people are pulling out please can they let me know before i drive there like Narc has as i really dont want to waste loads of time getting there/my stuff together etc to go and train alone in some strange gym
Probably just be us two mate. Might as well do it in Derby.

LMFAO.

:031:

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 13:01
if (when) it falls through i will train with you on the sat or sunday whatevers good with you

GoldenArrow
12-06-2005, 13:05
Good to see such faith

BFT
12-06-2005, 13:19
Never fear, in Tims absence I shall more than compensate, count me in as a late entry.

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 13:36
Good to see such faith

Seen it before with some mt meets, on in leeds cancelled atlast sec then moved to manchester then only me, dmpm and vegan showed, i drove about 200 mile round trip for that, if your definatly happy to make the tri[ then i will go but i have to get off in good time, i may come for some food but i must get to that christening by 7pm at latest really as it will reflect on me if i dont show

GoldenArrow
12-06-2005, 13:37
So far we have:

-Me
-Clubber Tricky
-Beng
-DMPM
-Lean
-Special Guest Star: To Be Announced

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 13:37
update i will go for food

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 13:37
So far we have:

-Me
-Clubber Tricky
-Beng
-DMPM
-Lean
-buff technician
-Special Guest Star: To Be Announced

not too bad then

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 13:38
Lets change Narcs mind with a motivational chant.....

Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc! Narc!

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 13:43
have you thought about seeing if anyone from aff sups is interested or mz?

GoldenArrow
12-06-2005, 13:50
dont post on MZ. anyone that's on AS that would come already knows.

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 14:12
ok then

Tricky
12-06-2005, 14:51
is Robot defo not coming?

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 14:55
I eamiled him and he said not but a motivation chant may help :) Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob!

Icepick
12-06-2005, 14:56
So far we have:

-Me
-Clubber Tricky
-Beng
-DMPM
-Lean
-buff technician
-Special Guest Star: To Be Announced

I always thought that lean was buff technican

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 15:02
He could be i edited the list cos i though ga had missed his post :D

GoldenArrow
12-06-2005, 15:21
I KNEW i didn't type that!

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 15:48
So is there an actual guest star? Rogue zero maybe?

BFT
12-06-2005, 16:37
Yeah I am "lean"

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 16:38
well im a lil bit chubby round the middle ! No need to show off :D

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 16:39
here my prdictions for the score board next week,

1st Alex
2nd Joel
3,4, go to clubber and lean
5th 87 year pld cleaning lady who fancied a go
6 th me :(

im hoping for 900lbs on the day based on a 90kg unpaused bench
120kg squat
200kg dead

BFT
12-06-2005, 16:39
Sadly I chose that name 3 years ago and can no longer claim its properties!

BengDogg
12-06-2005, 16:41
Sadly I chose that name 3 years ago and can no longer claim its properties!

i remember those days too :mad:

Fred
12-06-2005, 22:23
beng why dont you go for a PL squat instead of ATG? would be interesting what you get as a one off

BFT
12-06-2005, 22:27
Your having a laugh mate, I think my bench will be something similar, and thats my biggest lift(someones been metro training!)

Robert
13-06-2005, 07:36
here my prdictions for the score board next week,

1st Alex
2nd Joel
3,4, go to clubber and lean
5th 87 year pld cleaning lady who fancied a go
6 th me :(

im hoping for 900lbs on the day based on a 90kg unpaused bench
120kg squat
200kg dead
You forgot me you ****ing skinhead ****.

I will be there.
I will be lifting.
I wont be drinking or staying overnight as its just not practicable. (£££)
SEE YOU ****S IN A FEW DAYS!!!!!1111!!!!11ONEONEONETWONONE

GoldenArrow
13-06-2005, 08:58
^^^ Special Guest Star ^^^

BFT
13-06-2005, 09:10
...how dissapointing....

BengDogg
13-06-2005, 15:40
beng why dont you go for a PL squat instead of ATG? would be interesting what you get as a one off

i would need a few weeks to adjust to plift style training i owuld drop my numbers tbh

BengDogg
13-06-2005, 15:42
High 5 Rob! You ****ing rule! Thats a good croud i am looking forward to it lots!!! one
you coming for some chow afterwards though rob? i am doing that bit it will be cheap, cos im skint ,2 one two!

Robert
13-06-2005, 17:22
High 5 Rob! You ****ing rule! Thats a good croud i am looking forward to it lots!!! one
you coming for some chow afterwards though rob? i am doing that bit it will be cheap, cos im skint ,2 one two!
ya moin. taking my sandwich box but deffo com for some eats like.

Fred
13-06-2005, 17:37
its not a proper cripples meet cos i aint there

wannabes

BengDogg
13-06-2005, 19:44
its not a proper cripples meet cos i aint there

wannabes
then come!

Tricky
13-06-2005, 20:06
ya moin. taking my sandwich box but deffo com for some eats like.
Ace, unbanned AND coming! Bring me some milk Roboteer.

EDIT - none of that creamy man-fat-replacement shit

Fred
13-06-2005, 22:11
then come!

i would if it was closer + i could lift

nothern scumbags

BengDogg
17-06-2005, 12:31
Still on for sunday? ive got my map ready!

GoldenArrow
17-06-2005, 12:32
Still on, hotel booked, scared something will go wrong now :O

BengDogg
17-06-2005, 12:34
Cool see you guys at 12 (although i will probably be early as these estimated time seem a bit generous, although i will probably get lost on t way.

GoldenArrow
19-06-2005, 07:09
Alrighty, just getting ready....let's see what can go wrong today! :D

Icepick
19-06-2005, 07:14
yea make sure you get some vids up for us perverts that didnt go

BengDogg
19-06-2005, 08:08
setting of in 5 mins to fetch dmpm, see you guys on the flip side :D CMON!!!

the block
19-06-2005, 14:59
yea make sure you get some vids up for us perverts that didnt go


with plenty of close ups

BengDogg
19-06-2005, 21:38
Im back had a great time 6 of us showed and the temple gym was ppretty empty, got pics and vids and stuff but Ga and most of the guys are out getting pissed now and i havnt had time to get my pics ready to go on this site so patience, some scarey big weights lifted by all too, Alex has gave me loads of pointers and i was watching his technique closley trying to learn new stuff.

Guy at yates gym was a bit wary of what we were doing when he saw me miss a 127.5 k atg squat but i explained what was happening and he then was sound specially after watching alex squat he wants, dorian to meet alex next time as yates aparrently buzzez of strength athletes and the like. Awesome time cant wait to do it again

Narc
19-06-2005, 22:41
LMAO at you bastards leaving Northern abuse on my answerphone :068:

DMPM
20-06-2005, 10:29
I had a fantastic day. All the guys were cool and Dorian's gym was suprisingly small and dingy.

I was really happy with 160/125/200. That's a 5kg PR on the squat, 10kg PR on the paused bench. I should've pulled 205kg on the deadlift, but I buggered up my grip, was still happy with 200 after all that squatting and arched benching though.

Bring on the 500kg total. Looking forwards to the videos...

P.S. - Bloody hell I'm sore today!

BFT
20-06-2005, 13:36
Awesome time, some inspiring lifts by alex, and some inspired lash banter from Ben,(despite his rodent features.) Tim your presence was missed by all. I got 120/112.5/160. PB bench, near previous PB squat, and a +75kg PB dead....thats right mother ****ers +75kg. After some advice from Alex ill tidy up my bench technique, do some more of this deadlifting malarky, reagain my squat and shoot for "most improved" at the next meet.

Robert
20-06-2005, 13:40
Absolutely ****ing class time. All top lads. Definitely doing it again.

Day 1. AM - midday.

1x Descend on B'ham. Ground shakes with all the sexual magnetism.
2x Sweat so bad I had to by new t-shirt in B'ham.
1x Lost in B'ham.
1x Trained in Dorian's gym. Didn't bench as I am in the middle of Smolov but basically did really ****ing well considering I have a hernia and haven't squatted/deadlifted in 4/6 months respectively. Got a 140kg squat and a 180kg deadlift.. :045: (Alex has videos of both).
So PR's all round.

Some great lifting, and some questionable form from some. But very good fun. It's amazing what a lung full of amonia and tinitus can do for your lifts. Milner got a 65kg PR DL and almost everyone else got at least one PR.

Hernia was giving me shit but I told it to shut the **** up.

Day 1. PM.

1x Find pub (Joel was about to collapse he needed a beer so bad).
1x Order food, and several pints of beer each.
*Joel & Martin left at this point, so me, Alex, Benny and Milner left*
1x Decide to make a night of it and order in more beer.
1x Go to 1-2 other pubs. More beer/vodka.
1x Me stealing some milk jug.
1x ALex mixing beer & milk and driking it.
1x Barrages of abuse hurled back and forth all night at each other, and randoms.
3x Call Timmygetskinny and leave obscene and abusive messages on his answerphone.
1x Try to get into bars but get denied 'cos me and Alex are brawling in the street. He started it. (I elbowd him in the solar plexus after he kneed me in the face after I punched him in the eye, all about 20ft from the bouncers of the bar we tried to get into - obviously "not tonight guys").
10101929u329u3x Ben going off on one about all kinds of crap. "Nurse shark" and "something about squirrels" were among his arsenal of insults. *Kornikova, giggle.*
1x Finally get into a bar and things get very rowdy. Lots of me trying to break Alex's neck and very nearly succeeding. Lots of Milner just drinking pint after pint. Lots of me getting lashed for bowing out first (I had enough after like 8 pints of stella, they didn't, I lose).
1x Biting Alex's finger till it bled.
?x Exchanging of low blows and pressure point strikes. Mostly Alex, the ****.
1x Me challenging a random scally to a moonwalking contest and some ballroom dancing. I won. Both times. The fag.
?x Me and Alex fighting in the corridor and bar area and annoying the **** out of the bar staff.
1x Knocking a table of drinks onto Ben's lovely girlfriends' lap.
10x Apologising.

Day 2. Very early AM.

1x Get a lift to hotel I don't have a room in from Ben's bird.
1x Say goodbye to Ben and Jo. :022:
1x Collapse in the middle of walking up a flight of stairs and decide this is the best time to phone my girlfriend and tell her how much I love her. Spend approx. 20mins in the middle of a stairway, on my own, waiting for Alex & Milner to find some girl they saw earlier on.
1x Re-collapse in hallway of room. Sleep.

Day 2. Morning.

- Wake up in a pool of sweat.
- Throw up.
- Shower.
- Exchange snippets of what we remember form night before with Alex & assess our wounds.
- Breakfast. Not for me :(
- Train home.

BFT
20-06-2005, 13:48
pint drinking.....here's where I outlift you guys.

Robert
20-06-2005, 13:49
*eg*

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 14:46
Lmao ! You thugs!

Robert
20-06-2005, 15:01
RAW totals: (PR's in red)

1. Alex: 205/150/245 = 600 (1320)
2. Joel: 160/125/200 = 485 (1067)
3. Rob: 140/110/180 = 430 (946)
4. Mart: 125/90/200 = 415 (913)
5. Milner: 120/110/160 = 390 (858)
6. Ben (Mike Miller): 140/105/60 = 305 (671)

DMPM
20-06-2005, 15:05
I only got 125 in the bench mate.

I thought you didn't bench?

Would've loved to have come out but I had a big day at work today. :(

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 15:10
next time make it a saturday and i will come out too. may not drink though :)

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 15:11
I pulled 200kg btw my total was 415 made joels changes too any way heres the pics i got

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 15:15
Pics first 2 are joel squatting 160 and 165 i think, rest are alex doing 170,200 straining and 205, Have no idea if any of these are misses

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 15:15
One more

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 15:17
Some great lifting, and some questionable form from some.

Nowt wrong with round back dl in Brooks kubics eyes :019: :040: You guys will tremble at my form but hey. its a max

Robert
20-06-2005, 15:21
next time make it a saturday and i will come out too. may not drink though :)
I am not drinking for like, ever.

Ok, so maybe a week or so.

BFT
20-06-2005, 15:36
I benched 112.5, that was a PR too!

Fred
20-06-2005, 15:57
sounds like you all had a great time

i promise to come next time :)







maybe........

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 16:07
sounds like you all had a great time

i promise to come next time :)







maybe........
Who said your invited :kinky:

BFT
20-06-2005, 16:10
You all missed out on the little road rage incedent that Alex and I had ourselves on the way home. A dozey old **** in a massive merc cut us right up at a juntion, so Alex gave him a full 3 minutes of horn, then tried to run him off the road when the lights changed. It was pretty scarey to see the big man, not only angry, but also encased in a ton of metal!

Fred
20-06-2005, 16:33
Who said your invited :kinky:

oh its a gay clicky group now

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 16:43
yep :) nah your always welcome freddy yknow i wanna train with ya ;)

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 17:03
Right. I'm back, and with vids!!!!!

****ing brilliant day, lets see what I remember of it...

Birmingham is the hardest place to drive round, it's all one way. I've typed this all already but my pc crashed so I'll skip the lifting bit and get straight to the drinking ~~~

Highlights:
- (I missed this but it was good apparently): Very loud conversation about peadophilia in pub while sat next to old couple. While sober!
- Lots of alcohol
- Ringing up Tim every few minutes to give him random abuse and make him feel included. He wasn't picking up so we left messages. Lots.
- Me downing a pint of half lager and half milk. Not too nice.
- Insulting the bar staff then getting them to come out after work drinking with us (didnt happen for reasons that will become clear later)
- One of the phone calls to Tim: Ben holding a phone at arms length while spouting a torrent of abuse and shaking his hand like a rapper
- Random fighting on the way to the pub that had late license and school uniform party, culminating in me getting punched in face by Rob (black eye is coming up now), retaliating with a Muay Thai clinch and knee to the face then getting totally winded by an elbow to the sternum. Then realising slightly too late we're almost outside the pub and try vainly to look sensible for last ten metres.......not a chance of getting in!
- Go to other pub (the motto from all bar staff that night seemed to be "Kepp it down a bit lads")
- Ben going on about 'nurse shark' all night
- Going to the toilet in last pub and getting jumped by rob on the way out. Fight until last possible second then go back into the bar pretending nothing happened ~~
- Rob moonwalking pretty much out of the pub
- Then dancing with some (quite scared) bloke
- Rob kicking me pretty much through a table with ten bottles of beer on, which knocked a few bottles over
- more fighting on way home

Quality.

Actual videos here: http://www.alex-gold-training.co.uk/meet/
Don't want to link them individually, it'll take all day! If anyone thinks I might have missed one, I'll try and get it for you

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 17:05
Pics.

First one pretty much sums the night up! (Rob and Ben)
Second one is Rob
Third is Ben.

Robert
20-06-2005, 17:07
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Fred
20-06-2005, 17:20
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omg u ****ing ****s i feel so left out

Tricky
20-06-2005, 17:25
....as king greysquirrelheadredsquirrelbodyfatrolypolybarrelma nwobblymoob cnut AKA. The Ringmaster of Banter i will sum up the evenings banter:

Alex is a hybrid of Avid Merrion and Dermot O' Leary

Rob is a nurse shark who drinks his beer slow and swerves around it with his wobbly shark mouth.

Alex is an English country gentleman who strolls round his estate with a shotgun over his arm, a labrador and most probably wearing tweed.

Rob is the Dave.

The Dave is the mate that everyone has that always gets too lairy when hes had a sniff of shandy and gets everyone else into battles by annoying people.

Alex is ginger.

Milner cant tell anecdotes. I can.

Narc cuts his hair with a knife and fork. And knows lots about weightlifting but is still skinny and weak. And his job is collecting rainwater by opening his mouth and looking upwards when it rains.



OK actually that was just some of the stuff I was shouting at those 3 idiots when i was pissed.

Of course despite being in charge of the evenings humours pisstaking some abuse was aimed at me. Mostly by me. See 1st scentence but dont forget:

Ive got wobbly moobs
Im something to do with AK.
Ive got a grey squirrels head and a red squirrels body
Im a cnut
Im jolly and always happy
Becasue im fat
My beard is shit

pics to follow

Fred
20-06-2005, 17:28
would anyone be up for doing one in southampton in october? tear up the uni gym LOL

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 17:30
I probably would.

Fred
20-06-2005, 17:34
uber

PikeKing
20-06-2005, 17:35
that might be tricky, a some uni gyms are impossible to get into unless you are a student and they discourage proper training

Fred
20-06-2005, 17:37
yeah but i went the other day and they have a power rack!!!!

if it is that gay ill be joining The Weights Room, which is a hardcore gym

we defo gotta meet up down the south somewhere though, i cant be doing with this travelling shit

PikeKing
20-06-2005, 17:39
the weights room is cool, a lot of the champion powerlifters from salisbury train there, plus they have a monolift, but u are only allowed to use it if you're squatting BWx2+

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 17:40
London :025:

Fred
20-06-2005, 17:40
yeah i could make that

Tricky
20-06-2005, 17:44
seeing as im moving there in 2 weeks....

get in. :035:

Fred
20-06-2005, 17:45
so... we need a date :kinky:

preferably not september as im going on holiday and starting uni :028:

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 17:49
Not September, I'm (and rob and narc and beng and joel may too) doing a proper meet then.

Month or so after would be cool.

Fred
20-06-2005, 17:51
cool, whats the details of this meet?? where when

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 17:57
Cool videos Alex, i didnt relised i rounded my back that much on deads!!!! fukinel!

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 18:09
September
18th BPO UK Open-----------------------------------Somerset

Fred
20-06-2005, 18:12
where the fook is somerset

Tricky
20-06-2005, 18:25
photos :

http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/massive_time/album?.dir=/1720&.src=ph

EDIT - the swear filter is changing alb.um to al*** MODS can someone change it

BengDogg
20-06-2005, 18:36
seems not but if peple change the xxx for b u m your ok

Scourge
20-06-2005, 19:11
Wow.

So many ugly people in one place...

the block
20-06-2005, 21:37
true words....

Rogue_zero
20-06-2005, 21:45
looks like a good time by all, deffo come next time if free (and invited)

Narc
20-06-2005, 22:41
Awesome stuff boys, ****ing gutted i couldn't come, looks/sounds awesome

my thoughts:

ben is short, has breasts, and does half squats
rob is skinny
alex had the rage
milner WILL start strength training and wtf was going on with those deadlifts???
mart lifts like me
joel is large, and paused his bench unlike some
i am a **** for not being there

see you clowns in September......

GoldenArrow
20-06-2005, 22:58
i am a **** for not being there

And if you were in any doubt, you could check your voicemail for conformation :D

Jamin
21-06-2005, 00:35
Looked like a class day out! cool vids and pics :028:

DMPM
21-06-2005, 08:46
London :025:
I'm up for a London meet if it's on a Saturday after September. :)

DMPM
21-06-2005, 08:49
Highlights:
- (I missed this but it was good apparently): Very loud conversation about peadophilia in pub while sat next to old couple. While sober!
LOL!

Think I might've started that one. :017:

I can't view the videos on this shite computer. :(:(:(

Icepick
21-06-2005, 09:00
For some reason,you dont look like that guy in your avatar

DMPM
21-06-2005, 09:04
Probably because the guy in my avatar is Dave Tate. :)

GoldenArrow
21-06-2005, 09:08
I can email you your vids if you like? Just drop me your address if you want me to..

Robert
21-06-2005, 09:27
Wow.

So many ugly people in one place...Listen Turok. Who asked your skinny arse? :045:

Scourge
21-06-2005, 09:29
Listen Turok. Who asked your skinny arse? :045:
Don't matter. I am the Dinosaur Hunter.

Hworh!

DMPM
21-06-2005, 09:35
I am the Lizard Queen!

DMPM
21-06-2005, 09:36
I can email you your vids if you like? Just drop me your address if you want me to..
I can download them from your site, but when I go to view them I get some crap about not having the right compressor. :017:

GoldenArrow
21-06-2005, 09:37
Ok, I can convert them if you have quicktime?

DMPM
21-06-2005, 09:56
Nah, don't have that either.

It's cool, I've sent them to a friend of mine who's going to convert them to something I can watch (I hope).

LA
21-06-2005, 10:13
Looks like you all had an awesome time! Some nice PR's there too, even if form was a little suspect on a few lifts. Not sure I'd be welcome to one of these meets, you might think I'm a bit too metro LOL

Robert
21-06-2005, 10:17
just get your hair cut and lose the abs... you'll fit in fine mate :)

666
21-06-2005, 12:05
If I'm not busy next time I'll be defo up for this - especially if it's in sunny London town! No need for me to worry about losing my abs first, lmao!

Angel Delight
21-06-2005, 13:16
Nice to put a name to a face I guess.

I always worry about meeting virtual "strangers" though, you can't build a friendship as such online, as people can pretend to be anything they want to be and are probably completely different in real life. For example, none of you lot would recognise the "real" life PikeKing as being the same person as you speak to online, he is completely opposite in real life, there are no similarities!

I met a guy called James once, from Muscle Talk. I was a bit cautious but decided to do it. In real life he was "worlds apart" from the person I conversed with online.

Glad you all enjoyed it though and well done to Alex.

GoldenArrow
21-06-2005, 13:20
Funny, we're pretty much all the same in real life.....Rob is closer to his online self the more beers he has!

BFT
21-06-2005, 13:21
Ha ha, was about to say the same thing about Dave, I mean Rob.

GoldenArrow
21-06-2005, 13:37
Shoddy music vid now uploaded at: www.alex-gold-training.co.uk/meet/meetmusicvid.wmv

Robert
21-06-2005, 13:51
Nice to put a name to a face I guess.

I always worry about meeting virtual "strangers" though, you can't build a friendship as such online, as people can pretend to be anything they want to be and are probably completely different in real life. For example, none of you lot would recognise the "real" life PikeKing as being the same person as you speak to online, he is completely opposite in real life, there are no similarities!

I met a guy called James once, from Muscle Talk. I was a bit cautious but decided to do it. In real life he was "worlds apart" from the person I conversed with online.

Glad you all enjoyed it though and well done to Alex.
unacceptable. you cannot leave it like that... tell all.

DMPM
21-06-2005, 13:58
I'm ****ing awesome online and in real life.

I wish it wasn't a Sunday and I could've stayed out and got pissed. :(

BengDogg
21-06-2005, 15:33
LOL!

Think I might've started that one. :017:

I can't view the videos on this shite computer. :(:(:(

dont worry i will put em on a cd for you

BengDogg
21-06-2005, 15:35
I post and talk exactly the same as i am in normal life, i dont worry about being something im not, tbh, everyone seemed exactly what i expected them to be, just like on the net, nice guys too.

DMPM
21-06-2005, 16:19
dont worry i will put em on a cd for you
It's cool mate, a mate of mine converted them to mpegs for me. :039:

BengDogg
21-06-2005, 16:21
ok greatstuff

Rogue_zero
21-06-2005, 19:29
right next time im coming along, weither you like it or not. Sounds a grand day out

GoldenArrow
21-06-2005, 19:36
Hmm, pissed up fighting with Rogue....







.....I'll give it a go! :D

BFT
21-06-2005, 19:39
We definitely like!