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Narc
17-08-2007, 08:39
What does the continental bit mean in that, seen the term a couple of times but not sure what it refers to.

It's where you bull the bar to your belly, then kinda flick it up into the racked position, as opposed to cleaning it it one movement.

NJ
17-08-2007, 09:04
It's where you bull the bar to your belly, then kinda flick it up into the racked position, as opposed to cleaning it it one movement.

Cheers Tim.

Right, seen that done on some of the strongman stuff i've watched on telly.

' bull the bar ' is a cool term.

Narc
17-08-2007, 10:14
Lol, why the **** did I write that, b is not even remotely close to p...

Sloth
17-08-2007, 12:04
how can you moan at me for cleaning mg at 100 when you do it at 110, ten kilos is a peanut, anus.

Narc
17-08-2007, 13:38
Big ****ing peanut, Gibbon.

Sloth
17-08-2007, 14:56
big nuts are best!

JB
17-08-2007, 20:46
Cheers. RE depth and form, same as always, if you've ever seen any of my sq vids, like that.

Next microcycle will be (unless I change my mind in the next few days) 4x3, starting at 145 and progressing as seems reasonable from there, until I don't think I will be able to add another 2.5kg in a week, at which point I shall consider other options. Plus one light set of front squats to finish in the 8-10 rep range.

My theory on sq's these days is plain and simple. Pick a rep range, start on something reaosnably comfy, add 5k a week for as long as you can, then 2.5.... when you think if you add another 2.5 you will miss reps, choose a new rep range and start again.

Avoid super long cycles of < 3 reps, test RM's between cycles if you wish, do more than 20 reps per session, sorted.Aye thats pretty much my thoughts as well though i'm not 100% sure you always need to do at least 20 reps, i quite like 1 volume day and one day working up to 3rm or something though i guess that isn't an option with your strongman stuff as well

Narc
19-08-2007, 17:02
Sunday 19/8/07

Viking
70x6
100x3
110x3
120x3
130x2F3
100x7
80x4 strict presses

Frame Carry
115x15m
175x15m
215x20m 1 turn
235x5m
235x15m (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOMbyA7AmEw)

350kg Tyre
3 flips
3 flips
5 flips
5 flips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAOS4ns0iE)


Last and only time I've tried frame carry was my first strongman session at Will's, did 195 ok but couldn't budge 215 off the floor, so happy to take 235 for a jog...

Done a mischief to my foot on the tyre somehow.

ocaz
19-08-2007, 18:36
Your training looks fun!

Narc
19-08-2007, 18:40
Tis, muchos!

Angel Delight
19-08-2007, 21:34
Tyre flips are cool. I've only done to once with PK about 2 years ago, the Manager of our gym insisted we got rid of the tyres as they were too dirty and not inkeeping with our gym ha ha!!!!

666
19-08-2007, 21:35
130 OH, nice. :038:

Sloth
20-08-2007, 09:25
whats the VP feel like compared to a regular PP then? Does the fact your pushing against the support arm make it easier, or is it pretty much the same!?

chi
20-08-2007, 10:40
Narc,

that jesse maurande video is awesome, but i was amazed at the section 5.45mins in where he was repping the 305lbs stone after each lift he dropped the stone down and caught it as it bounced up ~ nuts!!!!!

Narc
20-08-2007, 12:08
Viking is easier than a PP, although our viking is pretty wobbly. Remember that's not the weight in the hands either. The apparatus weight is 30kg in the hands, plus 100kg of plate weight which is loaded slightly behind the handles. I would say that was about 110-115kg in the hands.

Aye that stone bit is awesome!

Sloth
20-08-2007, 15:51
all his stone vids are awsome! get on his site and download ALL his vids, theres one where he shoulders it, puts in down, shoulders it, puts it down, repeat x ludacris volume!

madcap
20-08-2007, 16:10
*cough* ludicrous *cough*

Sloth
20-08-2007, 19:00
LMAO!! yeah, guess hip hop has corrupted the world in more ways than stabbings and shootings.

Narc
20-08-2007, 19:26
Monday 20/8/07
OL Sq - 145x4x3
Paused Fr Sq - 90x6
Paused DB Bench - 30x3x10
Curls

Feels like I'm tearing the flesh from my bones in my forearms and calves whenever I lift anything, nice.

Wheel pic for the ladies...

chi
20-08-2007, 19:33
again, sweet weights being moved. but dude did you need to post that pic

Narc
20-08-2007, 19:33
:044: :044: :044: :044: Look at my balls, LOOK AT THEM!!! :046:

Sloth
20-08-2007, 19:41
ho-mo.







nice sqts.

Narc
20-08-2007, 19:43
I'm gonna send that pic to bodyscience as promotional material for thier compression shorts, yeah baby!

Sloth
20-08-2007, 19:47
a great slogan will come of it..

Compress your balls and you to can achieve that castrated look !

Dusty
20-08-2007, 19:51
:044: :044: :044: :044: Look at my balls, LOOK AT THEM!!! :046:
Pretty hard to avoid looking at them with a close up like that lmao!
Your legs are huge! Nice Squats :038:

Tone C
20-08-2007, 20:07
:044: :044: :044: :044: Look at my balls, LOOK AT THEM!!! :046:

Looking hard and can't see very much :017: ?

And I think you owe Beng some money for his therapy after that photo.

Nice scar on your stomach BTW?

Narc
20-08-2007, 20:14
That's from my ruptured appendix a couple years back, there's another a couple inches below from my hernia last year, quietly wondering what's going to happen this year....

Narc
20-08-2007, 22:10
Back up to 212.6 tonight. Setting myself a nice achievable non silly deadline of Christmas, to be consitently weighing in over 220.

CheeseOnToast
20-08-2007, 22:13
Well done mate!! That's a great weight!

You must be steaming ahead now..

Plus the sensible deadline will mean you can take your time and add some quality mass instead of just getting fatter like your previous technique.

Narc
20-08-2007, 22:14
Cheers.

I'm fat, if that's what you mean. But it's great, no **** tells you that, I'm seeing alot of benefits from being a porker..

EDIT: just saw your edit, **** off, I'm not fat, wait, shit...

CheeseOnToast
20-08-2007, 22:17
no **** tells you that, I'm seeing alot of benefits from being a porker..


mate, you are preaching to the choir :D

Narc
20-08-2007, 22:18
Lol,.


Incidentally, I've changed my mind, 220 by end of October, bring the 40" trousers.

CheeseOnToast
20-08-2007, 22:19
I have my money on end of september :046:

Narc
20-08-2007, 22:20
Give me your money to buy more curry and we'll make it 225 by the end of August.

Narc
20-08-2007, 22:20
That rhymed, I rule.

the block
20-08-2007, 22:35
if you'd said 225 - july it would have rhymed. sort of. chuck. norris.

40 inch trousers are sick. i have a pair and they are flipping huge in places where they dont need to be. do they think that people who wear 40 inch trousers have size 18 feet?!

MoS2
21-08-2007, 18:17
What's the diet like nowadays, how many cals you getting each day?

Narc
21-08-2007, 18:20
Mostly blueberry muffins and curry. About 4500-5000

Narc
22-08-2007, 19:47
Wednesday 22/8/07
Paused Seated DB OHP - 30x3x8
Triceps
Face Pulls
Cuff

Mark87
22-08-2007, 20:19
Be careful Tim. I wouldn't like to be your digestive system.

Narc
23-08-2007, 20:18
Thursday 23/8/07
Axle DL - 170x3 / 190x2 / 210x2 / 170x10
Log - 85x4x1
Stones (52") - 110x3 / 110x2 / 110x2

Didn't do much today, for various reasons. Forearms are killing me for one.

Very presentable young lady from BBC sport came to interview us all today and take a couple pics.

madcap
23-08-2007, 20:20
nice sesh

Narc
23-08-2007, 20:25
Nonsense, I did **** all, and what I did was shit.

madcap
23-08-2007, 20:36
what were u expecting from that session then?

Narc
23-08-2007, 20:39
Nothing in particular. Like I say, I didn't do too much for several reasons.

NJ
24-08-2007, 07:27
Very presentable young lady from BBC sport came to interview us all today and take a couple pics.

Ooh, what's all this about then ?

Where's the PMSH 1RM as well ?

Narc
24-08-2007, 10:49
They're doing a wee radio piece on us!

Only and idiot would do a PMSH 1RM...

madcap
24-08-2007, 11:01
Only and idiot would do a PMSH 1RM...

so you lost then?

Sloth
24-08-2007, 11:03
guessin thats not D/O on the axle. stone reps or unloaded to the floor?

NJ
24-08-2007, 11:13
so you lost then?


:044:

ATZ
24-08-2007, 11:50
Only and idiot would do a PMSH 1RM...

Yes, finally! recognition!

Narc
24-08-2007, 13:38
guessin thats not D/O on the axle. stone reps or unloaded to the floor?

Not sure what you mean. Loaded, rolled back off, loaded again, etc...

Sloth
24-08-2007, 16:01
yeah thats what i thought, do you ever.. load it then take it back down to lap and re-load. seen loads of vids of jesse and the sequim lads doing it, looks the shit for training specifics.

Narc
24-08-2007, 17:08
What would be the point? I have never ever heard of a comp where you didn't have to take every stone from the floor.

Sloth
24-08-2007, 17:38
very true..

chi
24-08-2007, 17:40
been down to the gym i mentioned to you, i missed the owner but met the one guy who trains strongman there (its a pro wrestling gym). i'm hooking up with him next friday to have a go :023:

Narc
24-08-2007, 17:52
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

madcap
24-08-2007, 17:57
pro wrestling gym?! where?! :038:

Narc
26-08-2007, 19:06
Sunday 26/8/07

Ol Sq - 150x1 / 165x1 / 170x1
Bench - 90x1 / 100xF
DL - 180x1 / 210xF

The less said about that the better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSVSTp5frtw

CheeseOnToast
26-08-2007, 19:12
Unlucky Timbo!

madcap
26-08-2007, 19:39
christ mate, i guess i should listen to you when you talk!

chi
26-08-2007, 22:11
pro wrestling gym?! where?! :038:


Roars,

sorry i missed your post previously......the gym i mention is here:
http://www.ukpitbulls.co.uk/

but i'm going because of this:
Quote:
We will soon be starting Strongman Training at weekends at the Pitbull Powerhouse Gym in Cromer Norfolk.
We have :Metal Log, square log training implement, Farmers (2@130kg-can be made heavier and 4@70kg) , Conans wheel,Steel log,6 Duckwalk blocks (138kg) , Tyre 380kg, 2 car deadlift frames,2 @ 10 kg swords, barrels,yoke,battery hold (35lbs) , c.o.c T,1,2,3,4. Thick bar (2") , thick db handle (2.5"),crucifix hold,husavelt stone (120kg),harness for truck pull , tug o war rope, 2 sleds, 2 lengths chain 80 kg each , and probably more stuff i cant remember.
Free to use for gym members (£30a month to join)- others £5 a session for as long as we go on for that day.
Gym is open weekdays 4pm - 8pm.
Please email as times and days for specific strongman training will vary but will mainly be sat and sun afternoons.Plenty to do in the gym if it rains - 2 mins walk from Cromer train station.




Quote:
Originally Posted by pitbull gym
Now have 100, 110 , 135 and 170? stones and the farmers are all now variable weight , plus we now have two car deadlift frames - one with a bar and one with side handles. Gym can be opened anytime - just let me know if you want to come down.

chi
26-08-2007, 22:14
Tim,

how the **** do you miss a 100kg bench?

Narc
26-08-2007, 22:18
Lol, quality innit! I can put that overhead for reps :046:

Tricky
27-08-2007, 08:56
good squat. The short stockier guy has got one of the ugliest sqs ive ever seen.

BengDogg
27-08-2007, 09:45
Tim you are jsut the worst bencher ever, something odd about it and you, like you say you can get it overhead which should be way harder very strange although as you dont do it much its probably just not being comfortable with it i would guess

Narc
27-08-2007, 10:46
Cheers Ben. Yeah I thought that, really upright, awkward descent, and damn I would not want to be his knees!

Mart, aye, tis ****ed. Even if I do do it much I don't get a great deal better...

PikeKing
27-08-2007, 10:54
Tim you are jsut the worst bencher ever, something odd about it

its the mammaries

Narc
27-08-2007, 14:34
Monday 27/8/07
OH Sq - 60x3 / 70x3 / 80x8 / 90x5 / paused > 70x10
Various Gayery

Cool. OHS of all lifts is one I would always expect to go down if you don't train it for a while, seems not.

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
27-08-2007, 14:41
Good shit lad.

Tone C
27-08-2007, 15:07
its the mammaries

Yep,thanks for them.

Sloth
27-08-2007, 16:35
:034: :020: :035: one night, one more time, thanks for the mammaries!! :035: :020: :034:

v.nice oh squatage! :038: i am certain if i were to squat with such a weight i would cripple into a tidy pile.

madcap
27-08-2007, 17:22
nice squatting, but didnt u train yesterday?

Narc
27-08-2007, 17:33
Thanks. Yes, not that I'd really call that training, what's your point?

madcap
27-08-2007, 17:34
thought it was odd thats all, good work tho

Narc
27-08-2007, 17:39
I'm hardcore, you should know that by now.

madcap
27-08-2007, 17:42
youre also a ****

Narc
27-08-2007, 17:43
Nah, not me mate

JB
29-08-2007, 14:09
Nice squattage indeed, ever fancy trying to get your snatch up to anywhere close to your OHS? i know its not important to you but it'd be pretty cool all the same

Narc
29-08-2007, 21:15
I'd love to mate, but I don't really have anywhere I can properly train the O lifts. Funnily enough though I am planning on trying some power snatches at the pit tomorrow as I'm less liekly to have to dump them. Tried them once before and did a super ugly 70kg. I did have a thought to getingt hold of a couple bumper plates and knocking up a half assed platform, then going to get some coaching, we shall see..

Narc
29-08-2007, 21:16
Wednesday 29/8/07
Band Seated Row
Band Shrugs
Band Pullaparts
Band External Rotations
Scap Push Ups

Whoah, upper back death! Done as a giant multiset, 4 times.

NJ
29-08-2007, 21:24
What band were you using ?

Narc
29-08-2007, 21:27
IW's. Blue for the rows and shrugs, red for the face pulls, white for the external rotations

van_halen
30-08-2007, 11:03
Wednesday 29/8/07
Band Seated Row
Band Shrugs
Band Pullaparts
Band External Rotations
Scap Push Ups

Whoah, upper back death! Done as a giant multiset, 4 times.

Do these at home?

van_halen
30-08-2007, 11:03
Oh and where did you get your cycling shorts from. I want some. Fed up of ripping normal shorts due to my massive manatee legs :045:

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
30-08-2007, 12:37
Lycra shorts ~~~~~

I think he bought them at www.****s-r-us.com

JB
30-08-2007, 19:21
I'd love to mate, but I don't really have anywhere I can properly train the O lifts. Funnily enough though I am planning on trying some power snatches at the pit tomorrow as I'm less liekly to have to dump them. Tried them once before and did a super ugly 70kg. I did have a thought to getingt hold of a couple bumper plates and knocking up a half assed platform, then going to get some coaching, we shall see..70kg aint too bad at all. Re the platform etc, go for it man, especially if there's coaching available in your area, a bit of extra speed can only help your strongman stuff.

Narc
30-08-2007, 19:44
Do these at home?

Aye. Didn't want to do any OH work as I was doing some today, was struggling to find a reason to go the gym, so did that instead..

Got the cycling shorts from Freewheel, top of Fore St in the little alley on the right as you face down the hill, next to the chinese buffet. Also have a pair of proper compression shorts which I got from > http://www.bsccompression.co.uk/

Narc
30-08-2007, 19:45
70kg aint too bad at all. Re the platform etc, go for it man, especially if there's coaching available in your area, a bit of extra speed can only help your strongman stuff.


There isn't coaching available in my area, I'd have to travel a bit, but that's not totally out of the question.

Narc
30-08-2007, 20:00
Thursday 30/8/07

IFSA Log
85x3
85x3
85x3
85x3

Power Snatch
40x3
50x3
60x2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKnq216lqCg)
70xF

Farmers Hold
110x36 seconds
140x26 seconds
150x18 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4vBt8p6jPI)


Easy log. Snatches fun, tech not great, but not mega mega bad considering I guess. 150kg farmers in each hand = ouchy, my traps are gonna sting tomorry...

Dusty
30-08-2007, 20:30
Awesome farmers, made my traps hurt just watching, also made me curl my toes a bit as you didn't have anything on your feet lol! Cool watching the snatches too :038:

Narc
30-08-2007, 20:50
Thanks Dusty! No shoes = closer to the ground. :023:

cruffle
30-08-2007, 21:38
amazing farmers tim, good job!!!

LA
30-08-2007, 22:14
Yeah awesome work. Just to get the 150kg weights up is impressive. Kind of like a 300kg Deadlift!

Narc
30-08-2007, 22:18
Cheers guys! Lol, I wish it was like a 300kg deadlift! Higher pick up, slightly easier pulling from the side instead of infront, etc etc

Tone C
30-08-2007, 22:32
I figure that your quads do more of the pull on the farmers picking them up than on a deadlift where it is more your hams and lower back Narc?

Narc
31-08-2007, 10:11
Yeah that would make sense I guess.

666
01-09-2007, 00:02
Lol your shoulders are down round your waist in that static hold!

Narc
01-09-2007, 10:18
Yeah I know I look about 6" wide, lol.

madcap
01-09-2007, 14:48
nice vids, snatches looked fun, I've always wanted to have a go at them, but there's not enough space at my gym

Sloth
01-09-2007, 17:27
take the bar into the carpark ;)
i have to do mine in an overgrown grassy, shitty lane.

Narc
01-09-2007, 18:21
One way to describe Wales...

BengDogg
02-09-2007, 11:07
hahahahahahha

Narc
02-09-2007, 16:48
Sunday 2/9/07

Axle
80 x 3 full reps from the floor
90 x 1 clean 3 presses
100 x 1 clean 3 presses
100 x 1 clean 3 presses
90 x 1 clean 6 presses

Uphill Van Harness Pul
15m
15m

Uphill Van Arm Over Arm Pull
10m
10m
10m

Sloth
02-09-2007, 16:57
One way to describe Wales...

yes you are gay.

PikeKing
02-09-2007, 16:59
One way to describe Wales...


:023:

Narc
02-09-2007, 17:16
Hahahah, that pic reminds me of The Manatee's encounter with my balls and arse crack, only I obviously looked swoler.

Narc
03-09-2007, 19:29
Monday 3/9/07
OL Sq - 147.5x4x3
Paused Fr Sq - 95x6
Paused Seated DB OHP - 35x2x3 / 22.5x15
Triceps

Narc
09-09-2007, 18:13
Sunday 9/9/07

IFSA Log
65x3
75x3
85x3
95x2F3
95x2F3 full reps from floor
70x6 strict presses

Yoke
195x15m > drop and trurn > 15m
255x15m one drop

Medley
90kg Farmers 15m > 350kg Tyre 5 Flips > 100kg Churn 15m

Stones
110x1
110x1 in one motion
110 x couple failed attempts at up in one motion style
110x3

Special guest lifter at the Pit today, a one Mr Pkpit. Put in a very good account of hismelf, excellent log pressing, but man does he urinate alot...

TAT 70
09-09-2007, 18:19
Damn i thought Mr Pit was coming nxt wk :017:
Why didn`t u ring me ?
Narc pressing is looking quite nice mate :045:

Narc
09-09-2007, 18:31
Thought you knew and when you didn't show just figured you must have something else on mate, bummer! Fear not though, he loved it as suspected and I think we will be seeing him again!

Thanks, I was a bit annoyed at missing the third press twice, I felt like I had them fine strength wise but just missed the groove a bit. Phil also managed two doubles at 95, first time out! ****.

madcap
09-09-2007, 18:47
got any vids?

Narc
09-09-2007, 18:48
Fraid not, we were in a bit of a rush today so pretty much just down to business, never thought to get any vids until afterwards.

666
09-09-2007, 21:26
pressing is looking quite nice mate :045:
Ditto that. :038:

Sloth
09-09-2007, 22:39
hardcore, rocking day. full account of events to come in ones journal soon.. to tired atm need sleep.

Narc
10-09-2007, 20:36
Monday 10/9/07
Ol Sq - 150x4x3
Paused Fr Sq - 100x5
Paused DB Bench - 35x2x4 / 25x10 LMAO!
Triceps

Collar failed when I was walking the fourth set out and susbsequently dumped 150k of plates on the floor, the bar narrowly missing my head on it's journey accross the room...caused quite a stir

cruffle
10-09-2007, 21:36
lol, how embarrasing!! Nice squatting tho!!

Fred
10-09-2007, 21:52
i'd be more embarrassed with the db benching personally !! :P

Narc
11-09-2007, 18:24
Lol, word! I can actually press the self same bells overhead for similair reps...

madcap
11-09-2007, 18:30
nice squats mate

Narc
13-09-2007, 19:57
Thursday 13/9/07

IFSA Log
85x2
100x1
110xF
95x2
70x5 strict presses

Safe Lift (Yoke Overhead)
75x6
95x1
95x1
95x1

18" DL (Just Below The Kneecap)
180x5
210x5
230x5
180x20 back pump of doom

Shouldn't really have tried the 110, Vinny got it so I figured I should really, couldn't be ****ed with Log after that. Safe lift is hard as ****, the balance factor is a killer. I suck at 18" Deads, just can't get the ****er moving, yet once it's off the pins it's the easiest thing ever

Sloth
13-09-2007, 21:43
sounds like a good number for the yoke lift. back pump of doom sounds interesting.

cruffle
13-09-2007, 23:34
20 reps!! You're brave, lol.

Very impressive pulls as always Tim. Wouldn't deads off some blocks be better for you if your weak at the bottom of the lift?
C

chi
14-09-2007, 07:18
180kg x 20, nice

Narc
14-09-2007, 07:45
20 reps!! You're brave, lol.

Very impressive pulls as always Tim. Wouldn't deads off some blocks be better for you if your weak at the bottom of the lift?
C


Possibly, depends how you look at it. I wasn't actually doing them to train a weak point though, 18" (Silver Dollar) DL is an event in itself, and one I'm pretty shit at as I can't seem to move any more for a single than I can off the floor.

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
14-09-2007, 10:47
back pump of doom sounds interesting.
It sounds it, but it's ****ing evil when you get it.

Nice work though Tim you ****.

the block
14-09-2007, 16:51
training looks like its going well :023:

Narc
14-09-2007, 17:37
Thanks, s'ok, ticking along....

Narc
15-09-2007, 19:39
Saturday 15/9/07 - Whey HQ


Grippers in the car on the way up
HG150 x a few crap failed attempts and a few closes after I sussed out how to set them

Viking - Plate weight only, pretty heavy frame
60x3
70x3
80x3
60x7

Farmers Hold
110x47s
120x36s
130x25s

Barrel Loading
75 to 48" x 1
105 to 48" x 1
75 to 66" x 1
105 to 66" x F

Stones
80 to 66" x 1 up in one motion
100 to 66" x F
100 to 66" x F
100 to 66" x 1
120 to 48" x 1
150 to 48" x F
140 to 48" x F
120 to 48" x 1

Grippers in the car on the way home
HG150 x millions of singles
HG200 x a couple singles
Now that's fast improvement for you...

Burger King
Doube Whopper x 1
Fries x 1
Onion Rings x F at 1/2
Coke x 1


Went up to train at the Whey Consortium HQ in Gloucester today, got stuck in traffic for ****ing ages, then very lost. Turned up to see Loz deadlifting an easy 300 for 3, nice.

Quite a few lads turned up for the day, good to see some old faces and meet some new, got in a good session and saw some impressive lifting from others, Shawn pressing a 160kg (+frame) viking and coming within a gnat's bollock of lapping a 251kg stone in particular, not to mention Mike strict pressing a 125kg axle for 2 reps at 105kg bodyweight!

High platform was fun, cleverly protected my body from getting hurt by catching the stone on my face a couple times. Bit annoyed at not getting the 140, came close, but was a bit knackered by the end.

Sloth
15-09-2007, 21:46
i am ****ing gutted i couldnt make this. looks like your day, at the whey, was rather gay. you jammy ****. you gotta sort your eat out too, the next time i see you, your sitting down to a proper meal, pussy.


nice holds.

666
15-09-2007, 22:42
Can't believe you failed the onion rings. Sounds like a good day other than that though!

madcap
15-09-2007, 23:46
more reps needed on the onion rings

Narc
16-09-2007, 08:38
In my defence, they had gotten cold and were not very nice.

chi
17-09-2007, 07:32
fag

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
17-09-2007, 09:58
Sounds like a top day, 251kg would have been mental to even lap it (!)

You need to learn how to eat as well you skinny ****.

Narc
17-09-2007, 10:06
It's and 'to' those of you who 'mourn' your way..... ****ing Numbskull.

jonnymills
17-09-2007, 20:06
You suck at 18inch deads yet you did 230 for 5! I'm pretty sure my max on those is only about 230 - THAT sucks!

Good work recently Tim, looking strong

Narc
17-09-2007, 22:21
You can do more than 230, you pull more than that from the floor.

Thanks man, s'all still ticking along pretty good I guess. How's things with you? I guess you must be a married man now!? That why you're not updating the log then?...

Narc
18-09-2007, 18:32
Monday 17/9/07
OL Sq - 132.5x3x8
DB Bench - 35x3x5
Triceps

I have become so neurally inefficient at db benching it's untrue. I don't feel weak as such, just like I have no idea what to fire or how, it doesn't feel right pressing something in a plane that will not take it overhead, lol. That in mind, it shouild climb quickly over a few weeks...

Narc
19-09-2007, 19:33
Wednesday 19/9/07
Push Press - 80x3 / 90x3 / 100x2x4
Military Press - 60x8 < oh dear
Chins - BWx2x5 < oh dear oh dear
Pulldowns
External Rotations

God, what made me do chins?

madcap
19-09-2007, 19:36
wear the belt today? how do you think it helped?

milt. after PP is always gonna be hard, don't be so harsh on yourself

Narc
19-09-2007, 19:40
Yeah gave it a try, didn't wear it tight enough on the PP's to do anything. Tried a couple light squats with The Manatee's working weight, felt weird, immense IAP in the hole, felt like I was going to prolapse.

madcap
19-09-2007, 19:46
erm...IAP?

Narc
19-09-2007, 19:48
Intra-abdominal pressure.

van_halen
19-09-2007, 21:09
Yeah gave it a try, didn't wear it tight enough on the PP's to do anything. Tried a couple light squats with The Manatee's working weight, felt weird, immense IAP in the hole, felt like I was going to prolapse.

Haha! You S.O.B.!

What Narc fails to mention is that he lost out in a chin-up comp to a 115kg Manatee! :kinky:

van_halen
19-09-2007, 21:10
The belt makes my eyes go red with even light weights. I hate to think what it's doing to the rest of my body!! PWNED probably.

Narc
19-09-2007, 21:44
Haha! You S.O.B.!

What Narc fails to mention is that he lost out in a chin-up comp to a 115kg Manatee! :kinky:

My traps were weighing me down, you wouldn't understand.

Narc
20-09-2007, 19:17
Thursday 20/9/07
DL - 165x3x6
BB Shrugs - 100x10 / 110x2x10 / 60x25
Curls

I just don't like deadlifting lately. Going to stay light for quite a while methinks, few things to sort with it.

jonnymills
20-09-2007, 19:50
Training's going crap thanks, yeah. I am now married, few pics and a log at sugdenbarbell.co.uk.

Nice pushies!

Doing the Unit 20 novice strength challenge in Edinburgh on Nov 3rd so need to getmy arse into gear.

Narc
22-09-2007, 14:34
Saturday 22/9/07
Ol Sq - 135x3x8
DB Bench - 35x6 / 40x6 / paused > 25x15 / stupidly slow eccentric > 22.5x5
Pushdowns/Curls - 100 rep challenge
DB Walking Lunges - 20x10e/s

No events training atm as the unit is shut for a couple weeks, so James one of my Strongman training partners came down for a squat session at the gym. Tried my belt on one of the sets, didn't like it. Fear not, I shall be remaining a manly squatter for the forseeable future.

the block
22-09-2007, 14:44
100.rep.challenge.explain.gay...perhaps.

Narc
22-09-2007, 14:46
20 reps of one, then straight onto 20 reps of the other, then straight back to the former, and so on and so on until you've done 100 of each exercise. Nothing that horrendously painful could possibly be gay, lol.

the block
22-09-2007, 15:02
not even a phallus in the rectum? :044: :078:

Narc
22-09-2007, 15:03
Lol, I was wondering maybe that, but I looked in 'who's online' and Rory wasn't around to comment

PikeKing
22-09-2007, 15:08
that 100 rep challenge is cool, u do it with bands?

swole arms

Narc
22-09-2007, 15:11
Nah did it with 15k on the cable stack and 10k DB's today. Do it with bands more often though, even more horrendous!

teh swollest!

PikeKing
22-09-2007, 15:14
i think i might do a bit of that, i can prob do it without my gayness getting in the way

Narc
22-09-2007, 15:15
Aye mate get on 'em, we can have a race to IC's henchest arms!

PikeKing
22-09-2007, 15:18
yeah thats what i need, people have been asking if i've been ill as i look skinny, i dont think its that bad but some 20" guns should shut em up

Narc
22-09-2007, 15:19
Word. Show dem da gunz show.

the block
22-09-2007, 15:19
are you just going to be measuring the size? or does bodyfat etc count? :)

PikeKing
22-09-2007, 15:30
the more bodyfat the better

Narc
22-09-2007, 15:31
Yeah, extra points for more bodyfat.

the block
22-09-2007, 15:36
lol, gits, you just want me to get fat arms

http://mt.middlebury.edu/middblogs/aasmus/bodyspace/fat%20and%20happy.jpg

PikeKing
22-09-2007, 15:40
you could defo add a few more % bodyfat

Narc
22-09-2007, 15:41
Awesome pic, lol.

Tone C
22-09-2007, 15:57
yeah thats what i need, people have been asking if i've been ill as i look skinny, i dont think its that bad but some 20" guns should shut em up


why would you want your arms to match your chest size?

Sloth
22-09-2007, 17:52
lol, gits, you just want me to get fat arms

http://mt.middlebury.edu/middblogs/aasmus/bodyspace/fat%20and%20happy.jpg

put on a bit since the hellpit meeting tim. arms def look bigger.

madcap
22-09-2007, 18:56
Lol, I was wondering maybe that, but I looked in 'who's online' and Rory wasn't around to comment

you WISH i was gay

madcap
22-09-2007, 18:57
Aye mate get on 'em, we can have a race to IC's henchest arms!

i win.

cruffle
22-09-2007, 19:41
20 reps of one, then straight onto 20 reps of the other, then straight back to the former, and so on and so on until you've done 100 of each exercise. Nothing that horrendously painful could possibly be gay, lol.

That 100 rep challenge is ****ing brilliant. Gave me some horrendous stretch marks on my arms tho!!

Narc
22-09-2007, 19:54
Awesome!

Narc
24-09-2007, 19:37
Monday 24/09/07
Push Press - 100x4x4
Lateral Raises
Face Pulls
Low Pulley External Rotations

Dear God, lateral raises! My elbows were ****ed from the push presses, had to do something where I wouldn't need to bend them. Not done lat raises since I started training, wow, what an utterly useless ****ing exercise, lol.

In other news, weighed 220.08lbs in clothes in the gym after training, obviously not really a perfect representation of what I generally weigh day to day, but still, 100kg! Deal with that mother****ers!

madcap
24-09-2007, 21:04
swole as **** mate!!!1

nice PPs too

666
24-09-2007, 21:45
Awesome, the fatness is now official!

the block
24-09-2007, 22:21
In other news, weighed 220.08lbs in clothes in the gym after training, obviously not really a perfect representation of what I generally weigh day to day, but still, 100kg! Deal with that mother****ers!

nice pp's. as for the 100kg well, i'm on a cut :D (heaviest i have been was 106kg) lets have it!!!

Sloth
25-09-2007, 08:30
lateral raises!!?? you pumper!
get the weight up, i've hit a wall with that, 102.5 for the last three weeks and im a good foot shorter than you.

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
25-09-2007, 08:55
Good shit honky, got to be happy with a 3-figure weigh-in.

(fat ****)

:D

Did you do the traditional "body 2k" lateral raises including tiptoes and back swings...

Narc
25-09-2007, 10:14
lateral raises!!?? you pumper!
get the weight up, i've hit a wall with that, 102.5 for the last three weeks and im a good foot shorter than you.

You're a good foot fatter aswell, half pint.

Narc
25-09-2007, 10:16
nice pp's. as for the 100kg well, i'm on a cut :D (heaviest i have been was 106kg) lets have it!!!

I will outfat you soon enough.

Narc
25-09-2007, 10:17
Good shit honky, got to be happy with a 3-figure weigh-in.

(fat ****)

:D

Did you do the traditional "body 2k" lateral raises including tiptoes and back swings...

No, but I did do a quadruple dropset.

Sloth
25-09-2007, 13:19
You're a good foot fatter aswell, half pint.

ummm, i dont do half pints, thanks. :030:
jealousy woes.

Narc
25-09-2007, 13:33
ummm, i dont do half pints, thanks. :030:


No, you do fags, right?

LA
25-09-2007, 14:07
Nice PP's, Tim.

Why do you feel Lateral raises were a waist of time? You not feel them in the intended area?

JB
25-09-2007, 14:53
Real nice PPs dude, out of interest, how similiar is your start position etc to a jerk? mine got more and more similar over time.

Narc
25-09-2007, 17:32
Nice PP's, Tim.

Why do you feel Lateral raises were a waist of time? You not feel them in the intended area?

Cheers mate! Lots of reasons, the complete lack of weight, the pointlessness of the movement, the tiny amount of muscle recruited, the general feeling that they were doing **** all for me.

TAT 70
25-09-2007, 20:03
Quality pp u tosser :038:

Narc
25-09-2007, 20:37
Cheers Will!

Narc
25-09-2007, 20:39
Real nice PPs dude, out of interest, how similiar is your start position etc to a jerk? mine got more and more similar over time.

In what respect? hand/elbow position presumably? Hard to say as I've only really jerked two or three times and I definitely did not have ideal hand/elbow position then.

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
26-09-2007, 04:01
I've only really jerked two or three times and I definitely did not have ideal hand/elbow position then.

*insert wanking related joke here*

Narc
26-09-2007, 07:08
Ok,


*you're a *******


?

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
26-09-2007, 08:44
I said "joke", not "well-established fact"...

Narc
26-09-2007, 10:15
For the record, those asterisks blanked out the word homosexual.

PikeKing
26-09-2007, 10:23
must of been spelt wrong

Narc
26-09-2007, 10:25
Ok, homogay then.

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
26-09-2007, 10:25
For the record, those asterisks blanked out the word homosexual.
The ones next to your avatar?

Narc
26-09-2007, 10:26
What asterisks next to my avatar?

LA
26-09-2007, 10:26
Cheers mate! Lots of reasons, the complete lack of weight, the pointlessness of the movement, the tiny amount of muscle recruited, the general feeling that they were doing **** all for me.

I knew you'd say 'the lack of weight' lol. Surely you knew all this before you started doing them though. I think they're ok for a pump, and if you think your medial delts are behind your anteriors in devolpment.

Narc
26-09-2007, 10:28
Lol, I did know this, but I was at a loss for things to do. Some light exercises still seem useful though, these really really didn't.

Bullneck Pacifist Gimboid
26-09-2007, 10:32
What asterisks next to my avatar?
I think we discussed such wormlike tactics by email earlier on...poor form...

Narc
26-09-2007, 13:32
Pfft

Tone C
26-09-2007, 15:07
Pfft

Silent but deadly?

Narc
26-09-2007, 18:52
Wednesday 26/9/07
DB Bench - 40x3x5 / super wide, slow, paused > 25x10
Flyez
Tricepz
Curlz

Bodybuildingz.

Sloth
27-09-2007, 12:03
gayz

JB
27-09-2007, 13:10
In what respect? hand/elbow position presumably? Hard to say as I've only really jerked two or three times and I definitely did not have ideal hand/elbow position then.Aye thats what i meant, I still can't jerk properly (insert 'hilarious' joke here) but my PP looks less like a shitty cheat OHP.

Narc
27-09-2007, 13:42
Ha, yeah I hear what you're saying. Yes then, same here.

LA
27-09-2007, 14:10
Wednesday 26/9/07
DB Bench - 40x3x5 / super wide, slow, paused > 25x10
Flyez
Tricepz
Curlz

Bodybuildingz.

You'll try anything for some pecz, won't ya? Had any progress with them lately?

Narc
27-09-2007, 16:50
Lol. Nah, but then I haven't trained them in months and months. Only started DB benching again the other day.

LA
27-09-2007, 19:14
Lol. Nah, but then I haven't trained them in months and months. Only started DB benching again the other day.

Ahhh so you have. You've been focusing on strongman stuff, which really doesn't involve much horizontal pressing.

You must have sore pecs then...

Narc
28-09-2007, 14:50
Oh yes!

Narc
28-09-2007, 14:55
Thursday 27/9/07
DL - 170x3x6
Snatch Grip BB Shrugs - 100x3x10
Back Extensions

Light and easy tonight obviously, still undecided about how quuck to ramp the weight up, I would really like to hit 200x3x6 by the end of the year though.

Tried the whole touch the floor and go thing on deads for the first time, as opposed to starting every rep from a dead stop, interesting. Can see some costs and benefits really, certainly easier like that though...

Sloth
28-09-2007, 16:05
i think you could do that now. so you could def do it by the end of the year! thought that was a 100 snatch at first, lol.

Narc
28-09-2007, 16:27
Definitely couldn't do it now. Probably not a million miles off touch and go style I guess, but I'd like to do it from a dead stop.

cruffle
28-09-2007, 20:07
why do you prefer touch and go out of interest, I can't see the benefits?

Icepick
28-09-2007, 20:44
you know what, I was actually thinking about trying t+g deads the other day but I was just too scared to try that shit when it came to it.

Narc
28-09-2007, 20:50
Wouldn't say I prefer it, just that it's easier, as you'd expect really, myostatic stretch reflex.

Most of the benefits I can see are pretty much specific to me;

I lower the bar slower, obviously this is only a benefit if you're after a bit more TUL, strain, and the resultant hypertrophy, I am.

I lower the bar in a better groove. Normally I would just break the hips and let it drop pretty much stiff legged, then reset my position for the next rep. This way I'm lowering it in the groove I want to pull it, which is good because I always have to really work on pulling properly and anything that forces me to do so has to be a benefit. The more I do it, the more I will do iot, if you follow.

Lower back death, I basically spend the whole time with my low back under tension and focusing my concentration on keeping the ****er in lordosis, good in lots of ways.

I can, or will when it gets heavy, be able to use slightly more weight.


Obviously as I said I see costs too;

Strength of the floor, won't be training it very well...

..which brings me to; specificity. It's not training me to do what I specifically have to do in comp conditions. Normarily have to pull a DL for reps in a comp from a dead stop each time. Suffice to say you can't rely on stretch reflex to pull a 1RM either.

The bump off the floor's a bit nasty.

Lower back death, has it's downsides.

Narc
28-09-2007, 20:52
you know what, I was actually thinking about trying t+g deads the other day but I was just too scared to try that shit when it came to it.

Yeah, I had been thinking about it for a while, but likewise didn't fancy it much. Pulling light atm though so figured I'd have a shot. Wasn't as bad as I expected, good even. There is a slight moment when you go from the eccentric, which is obviously a good deal stronger, to the concentric, and suddenly it's a shit sight harder to keep your back straight. Catches you out if you're not ready for it.

666
28-09-2007, 21:51
I've been doing them like this for a couple of months and I love it, think it's awesome. Probably couldn't pull a single for all that much more than I could do 5 of though, stretch reflex and all that, but abs, obliques and erectors are beefing up from all that time under tension, which is ideal for me.

Narc
28-09-2007, 21:57
Yeah, I'm thinking I could really use the hypertrophy too, so I'll probably stick at it like this for a while, or possibly pull two sets like that and one from a dead stop.

Narc
29-09-2007, 13:47
Saturday 29/9/07
Ol Sq - 137.5x3x8
Paused Bench - 80x3 / 85x3 / 90x1 / 100x1 / 110xF < bigger boys made me do it
Static Holds - d/o > 120x40s / 150x20s / m/g > 230x18s
Incline Bench - 60x16
Pushdowns/Curls - 100 rep challenge

Coughed up a bit of puke today. Felt very whitey during/after the squats. Had to train early, I'm blaming that. Used one of the nasty thick, sharp, bastard to grip bars for the statics, hence the slightly shit performance.

Tone C
29-09-2007, 15:35
lol at the 'bigger boys made me do it'.I detect the hand of Andy in that quote...seems like he given you his man flu too with the illness.

Narc
29-09-2007, 16:48
Bigger boys did make me do it though, my gay haired training partner soon to be starting a journal of his own to be precise!


Did some cardio today; clothes shopping. God I hate this shit, trapsing around bumping shoulders with the hoi polloi trying to find somewhere that actually stocks something which will fit you. Given up completely on Primark now, tried 4 different trousers with waist sizes of 36-40 and none of them would go round my legs. H&M barely have anything over a 34 at best and all thier XL tops are ****ing skin tight. The entirety of Exeter High Street appears only to cater for size zero metrosexuals. And for ****s sake get some air conditioning going in these shops, I nearly fainted from the exertion of carting my fat ass around, sweat pouring from my forehead generally looking like a pervert whenever I drifted too close to the women's sections. My kegs are now pretty much vacuum sealed over my asshole.

PikeKing
29-09-2007, 16:52
haha i remember when i had a similar experience in london

Tone C
29-09-2007, 18:01
Well I know that Primarks XL sizes arent.Maybe a large in other shops but they are not an XL when you compare them to everyone elses.And I know their shorts came up distinctly small compared to everyone elses too.Shame because I used to like some of their stuff,cheap throw away gear.

Sloth
29-09-2007, 18:04
i know this is skimming the bottom of the barrel but peakocks aint too bad anymore, very very cheap and the sizes are pretty good too. not sure about trouser wise but top half is ok. xxl seems bang on. just enough baggy on the gut and perfect round the shoulders and chest and guns.

Narc
29-09-2007, 20:35
Peacocks? Dude...

666
29-09-2007, 21:18
Trouser and shorts shopping is the bane of my ****ing life. Actually got my current jeans from Next and I can get my legs AND arse in them - at the same time! Pretty surprised as I thought it'd be a metros-only type place.

Sloth
29-09-2007, 22:43
seriously, they've gone all 'were gona sell cool looking clothes' on the world, and prices are rediculous. i got 5 t-shirts with cool designs on them for 10 bucks.

Narc
30-09-2007, 08:40
I can just imagine your idea of a 'cool design' Mr Sloth...

webcore
30-09-2007, 09:04
I thought they just sold "Bermuda" shorts and those market jobber t-shirts with the illiminous print and shell suits left over from the early 90's?

Narc
30-09-2007, 09:53
Yup, pretty much describing Sloth's dress style there.

ocaz
30-09-2007, 13:23
To be fair have to agree with pkpit it is alright peacocks - very hit and miss but you can at times get decent stuff pretty cheap.

Next is crap now, jeans are only good thing but trying to charge £20-£30 for shitty t-shirts is just wrong.

I am now struggling with stupid different sizes every shop has - got t-shirt from h & m when i got home and tried it on looked like it was crop top that was sprayed on much to amusement of my g/f and i don't know what hell is going on at primark with their sizes they must think the uk is ethiopia or something nothing fits

webcore
30-09-2007, 13:37
I don't know how anyone can go shopping. Personally I don't do it, bar a few visits to the local shop for bits and peices.

I gladly pay £6+ for delivery of grocieries from Tesco instead of mingling amongst the herd in Asda.

Same goes for clothes. Click a button on Ebay, go through a bit of trial and error for size, but you don't have to piss around in the high street...

I hate shopping.

M&S do some good clothes though....

the block
30-09-2007, 13:40
same as mate, except i find my visits to sainsburys and tescos quite therapeutic. i don't go anywhere else and i'll get someone else to buy my clothes :)

Narc
30-09-2007, 18:12
Today's diet;

10:00
Litre of milk, banana, honey, oats + half a litre of OJ

12:45
Giant choc chip muffin, milk

4:00
Doritos + salsa dip, milk

7:00
Fish and chips, coke

Probably have an apple, milk and some crisps later. Do you think I'm getting enough selenium?

666
30-09-2007, 18:31
Aren't you hungry? Not much actual food in there until just now!

Narc
30-09-2007, 18:38
Nope, that's always been my problem, getting enough cals with my shitty appetite. I'd say that's somewhere in the region of 4-4500, without having to stuff my face.

ocaz
30-09-2007, 19:33
How many pints of milk you drink in a day?

I am drinking quite a bit of milk lately too, **** it been bad for you it's loooovely

webcore
30-09-2007, 19:55
Looks like around 3000 to me, though that would depend on quantity of milk and choice of muffin....

I'm a connoisseur of all; milk, muffin, poultry and potato.

Can't beat a Mars Muffin.

I had a load of mini muffins for breakfast after being woken by a helicopter. :023: Great North Run Business..

Narc
30-09-2007, 20:11
Hmm, 6-8 I guess.

Narc
30-09-2007, 20:14
Looks like around 3000 to me, though that would depend on quantity of milk and choice of muffin....

I'm a connoisseur of all; milk, muffin, poultry and potato.

Can't beat a Mars Muffin.

I had a load of mini muffins for breakfast after being woken by a helicopter. :023: Great North Run Business..

Blender job is 1000, Doritos meal was about 1000, figuring the fish and chips at around 1000, mufffin says it is 500 cals, milk is a litre. Mars muffins? Awesome!

ocaz
30-09-2007, 20:19
I had a jaffa cake one recently

webcore
30-09-2007, 20:48
Just been to the shop too and didn't even think about picking up a muff.

Some old woman with mental hair was starng at me as I tackled the auto close fridge door as I pulled an eight pack of Carling out with little success, so I paid and got the hell out of there....

That's a muff I do not want.

Carling and Vodka Explodes will suffice...

Narc
01-10-2007, 19:20
Monday 1/10/07
Push Press - 105x3x3
Military Press - 65x8
Seated Cable Row - 70x8 / 80x8 / 65x2x15
Triceps

PP's pretty comfy really, shame in a way that I won't be doing them again for a while as I'd like to see where I could get with them, back to the events now though!

Sloth
01-10-2007, 19:25
thats is a nice PP too :023:, think i should start doing them again and stop with the jerks, or alternate each week.

Narc
01-10-2007, 19:33
I gave up on push jerks because I was just too damn dangerous on them. Seems to be very few strongmen that can pull them off with an axle or log, if you can more power to you though. What is truly sick however, and deviating from the point somewhat, is that Koklayev, who has a world class 240kg clean and jerk, can push jerk a 195kg axle, and then Big Z can come along with zero technique and strict press 200kg!

Sloth
01-10-2007, 19:47
hehe, i ****ing love it, pure animalistic power.

Narc
01-10-2007, 20:00
Yeah, very much so, sick sick brute strength.

Narc
03-10-2007, 19:15
Wednesday 3/10/07
DL - 175x3x6
Curls
Face Pulls
Cuff

madcap
03-10-2007, 20:47
nice deadz, how were the curlz?