IC.net's 'Getting your eat on' King.

[Robert]

Rules are simple:

-Only food/drink/random objects/slow moving animals consumed in between 00:00:01 and 23:59:59 on the 25/12/2004 counts. NOTHING else.
-Petrol/desiel are excluded, too many kcals and frankly, dangerous.
-You must list EVERYTHING for it to be counted. For example:

Sainsburies tuna sandwich: xxxxkcals.
Cobra beer (x12): xxxxkcals

Etc etc.

Total kcals: May the best man win.

EDIT: You ****ers ain't got a hope in hell - I got 3 secret weapons..
EDIT: Awards -

1st place: 'Getting your eat on' King.
2nd place: 'Getting your eat on' Queen.
3rd place: FAG!

[BengDogg]

Im in! I will enter xmas day all being well and if i can be arsed to count and add calls

[help]

i will do this tomorrow

[Robert]

No, you'll do it between the times specified.

[Robert]

Also, enties like this:

Chicken - 1000kcals

Will not be counted. You need to give amounts.

300g Chicken - 1000kcals, is how it needs to be done.

[Fred]

god sounds too much like hard work!!

[Narc]

Ooohhhh baby i'm in on this :038:

[DMPM]

Done. :023:

[JumboTron9million]

Hahahahahahha....Me and Help will destroy you all.

JBT.

[Robert]

Lmao.

[BengDogg]

Probably true though

[DMPM]

Don't kid yourselves, I will win this...

[help]

00.15
1 pint stella

00.45

4 slices brown bread
100g packet of ham
50g of mature chedder
dollop of bbq sauce
1l apple juice

[help]

m,an i ujst reasliesd thart i ofrgot to ad in teh peack of ntus a hadd in the pbu afeter mdii]]te

fucsk i carnt bothsered chedk ma splellin

[DMPM]

LOL. I wanna talk like that after 1 pint... :D

What I've eat so far today is kinda scary... :040:

[BengDogg]

m,an i ujst reasliesd thart i ofrgot to ad in teh peack of ntus a hadd in the pbu afeter mdii]]te

fucsk i carnt bothsered chedk ma splellin
Lol! enjoy Help!

[DMPM]

i am so ahmmered firhgt bow

bradny rocks!

:038:

[help]

dont worry guys, i only had 1 stella after midnight

i had about 5 before thought

i cant remember exactly what i ate though. I weighed the turkey breast i ate and it was 500g of meat in one sitting with tons of other shit and a full box of quality street but i cant give an exact figure

[Robert]

0000 pint stella.
0005 pint stella.
0010-0030 2 pints stella + 3 shots burbon in a jug.
1000 bacon sandwiches, 3 of.
1000-3000 12 budvars (330ml).
sleeeeeeeep.
0845 coffee.
0900 smoked salmon, 1/2 bottle moet.
0930 3 bottles stella (330ml).
1000 big fry up, at least 2000kcals. (2 eggs, sausages, mushrooms, egg-fried-bread, beans).
1100 bottle of lindmans merlot.
sleeeeeep.
1300 pint of stella, double Bruchladdich(sp?).
1315 xmas dinner at parents house (goose, duck, phesant, roasties, veg).
1400 xmas dinner at Kylies house (turkey, roasties, veg).
1430 bottle of chateauneuf-du-pape.
sleeeeeep.
get up, go round to the boys house......
1845-0000 1/2 case of stella bottles (330ml) and packet of crisps.

EDIT: Having written that down, I now realise I have a drinking problem.

[Knighty]

m,an i ujst reasliesd thart i ofrgot to ad in teh peack of ntus a hadd in the pbu afeter mdii]]te

fucsk i carnt bothsered chedk ma splellin
LOL

[Tricky]

0000 pint stella.
0005 pint stella.
0010-0030 2 pints stella + 3 shots burbon in a jug.
1000 bacon sandwiches, 3 of.
1000-3000 12 budvars (330ml).
sleeeeeeeep.
0845 coffee.
0900 smoked salmon, 1/2 bottle moet.
0930 3 bottles stella (330ml).
1000 big fry up, at least 2000kcals. (2 eggs, sausages, mushrooms, egg-fried-bread, beans).
1100 bottle of lindmans merlot.
sleeeeeep.
1300 pint of stella, double Bruchladdich(sp?).
1315 xmas dinner at parents house (goose, duck, phesant, roasties, veg).
1400 xmas dinner at Kylies house (turkey, roasties, veg).
1430 bottle of chateauneuf-du-pape.
sleeeeeep.
get up, go round to the boys house......
1845-0000 1/2 case of stella bottles (330ml) and packet of crisps.

EDIT: Having written that down, I now realise I have a drinking problem.
haha shiiiit, that drink intake's similar to mine, down to the beers (budvar nice choice, i mananged to get hold of some export strength ones - 8%), and ive always had tea for my brews not coffee. Im guessing iy was sometime after "1845-0000 1/2 case of stella bottles (330ml) and packet of crisps" that the fence-ramming took place? Gotta watch them crisps. Must be the colorings in em eh?

[Robert]

Given that alcohol has 7 kcals/gram. I shit you pussies by a mile.

[Mike]

0000 pint stella.
0005 pint stella.
0010-0030 2 pints stella + 3 shots burbon in a jug.
1000 bacon sandwiches, 3 of.
1000-3000 12 budvars (330ml).
sleeeeeeeep.
0845 coffee.
0900 smoked salmon, 1/2 bottle moet.
0930 3 bottles stella (330ml).
1000 big fry up, at least 2000kcals. (2 eggs, sausages, mushrooms, egg-fried-bread, beans).
1100 bottle of lindmans merlot.
sleeeeeep.
1300 pint of stella, double Bruchladdich(sp?).
1315 xmas dinner at parents house (goose, duck, phesant, roasties, veg).
1400 xmas dinner at Kylies house (turkey, roasties, veg).
1430 bottle of chateauneuf-du-pape.
sleeeeeep.
get up, go round to the boys house......
1845-0000 1/2 case of stella bottles (330ml) and packet of crisps.

EDIT: Having written that down, I now realise I have a drinking problem.

Fag! I was ill over Christmas and I still ate more then you.
I hate beer.

[BigDan]

0000 pint stella.
0005 pint stella.
0010-0030 2 pints stella + 3 shots burbon in a jug.
1000 bacon sandwiches, 3 of.
1000-3000 12 budvars (330ml).
sleeeeeeeep.
0845 coffee.
0900 smoked salmon, 1/2 bottle moet.
0930 3 bottles stella (330ml).
1000 big fry up, at least 2000kcals. (2 eggs, sausages, mushrooms, egg-fried-bread, beans).
1100 bottle of lindmans merlot.
sleeeeeep.
1300 pint of stella, double Bruchladdich(sp?).
1315 xmas dinner at parents house (goose, duck, phesant, roasties, veg).
1400 xmas dinner at Kylies house (turkey, roasties, veg).
1430 bottle of chateauneuf-du-pape.
sleeeeeep.
get up, go round to the boys house......
1845-0000 1/2 case of stella bottles (330ml) and packet of crisps.

EDIT: Having written that down, I now realise I have a drinking problem.

Hmmm, calories aside that is one damn fine cardio workout! :)

BigDan