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Knighty
13-12-2004, 20:39
This summer I leave college, and have no intentions of going to university. I figured that I've missed enough training, so as soon as I'm let loose on society I am going to sign on and claim the dole to pay for supplements, gym fees, extra food, and the council run a leisure scheme for the unemployed I can use all of their facilities free(swimming pools, leisure centres, etc.) for nothing at all!

Now my question is, if you had this luxury again what would you do with your time?
BengDogg
13-12-2004, 20:40
learn to play guitar
PikeKing
13-12-2004, 20:42
set up a training forum
help
13-12-2004, 20:45
take over the world

or eat more

mind you, i would do the second one
blacklab
13-12-2004, 21:05
more internet porn
DMPM
14-12-2004, 01:26
Well... I've had the year off. The dole covers gym, food and going out. I live with my parents, so I've been able to do it.

All I've basically done is watch TV, eat, train and watch porn.

I'm able to procrastinate for hours on end, so it's been a good year for me. :043:
Robert
14-12-2004, 15:27
DMPM, why does your dad let you do **** all?
Stubob
14-12-2004, 15:34
DMPM, why does your dad let you do **** all?

Yeah right, my parents were constantly on my back when I didn't have a job. I wasn't able to do bugger all... haha..
Man of Steel
14-12-2004, 15:44
DMPM, I thought you were at least 35 from your avatar but you're the same age as me!
Fred
14-12-2004, 16:34
DMPM, I thought you were at least 35 from your avatar but you're the same age as me!
:043: me too, i thought he was nearing the 50 mark!!

LOL
BengDogg
14-12-2004, 17:57
Ive met him twice and i dont think thats him in his avatar.
BengDogg
14-12-2004, 17:58
Its dave tate upon checkingthe pic
DMPM
15-12-2004, 03:58
DMPM, why does your dad let you do **** all?
Well I did a five year degree straight from school, then went to work immediately. I also worked every school holidays for 10 years or so.

I've had a contract with my up-coming job all year (just couldn't start because of visa problems). If I had nothing coming up, my Dad would be kicking my arse, don't worry.

Also, I pay for all my food etc. and haven't asked my parents for a single thing all year. I also cook for the family everynight here and a lot of the cleaning etc.

I did work for 3 months in the middle of the year, so that broke the year up a little, but I'm well and truely bored now. Looking forward to getting back into it...

P.S. - That's not me fools! It's Dave Tate! :021:
help
15-12-2004, 12:19
Do you look like Tater yet?

If not do:

milk 5x5
donuts 2x4
facial hair shaving 0x0
head shaving 1x1


do this everyday and you will get results with time
Robert
15-12-2004, 12:32
You forgot:

Veg etc - 1x10-26
help
15-12-2004, 12:52
no way, i highly recommend everyone eat at least 250g of frfuit/veg per day so you can get your shit out to fit in more donuts quicker
Robert
15-12-2004, 13:18
Lmao.
DMPM
15-12-2004, 13:23
Do you look like Tater yet?

If not do:

milk 5x5
donuts 2x4
facial hair shaving 0x0
head shaving 1x1
I shaved my head earlier this year. My mum told me I looked like a criminal and loads of ladies told me I looked like a creep. :049:
help
15-12-2004, 13:31
hows the facial hair coming along?
DMPM
16-12-2004, 01:44
I've a baby face!

:(
Man of Steel
16-12-2004, 11:34
I've a baby face!

:(
Somehow I was under the impression that you were a Dave Tate look alike with a wife and children and had been training for fifteen years :017: .
DMPM
16-12-2004, 12:52
That's funny on so many levels. :D

I'm 24. No wife and definitely no kids mate. ;)