Team WASP.

[Robert]

W. A. S. P.
We Are Sexual Perverts.

Join now and share the love. I am the Team Leader (Commander in Cheif) and Pikey is Major Woody.

All aplicants welcome.

EDIT: No virgins. That means you too BengDogg.

[GoldenArrow]

I can be general Hugh G. Rection then!

[Robert]

You certainly can. But realise that being a General has its responsibilities, you have to look after the troops for 1. And that means emailing lots of porn to all of us.

[BengDogg]

Im gutted i caan't join :(

[PikeKing]

LMAO!

Come on Robert, let him join

[Robert]

OK Beng, The Secretary of State for Sexual Deviance has given me the green light to let you join, but only if you lose your virginity before your 30!!

[BengDogg]

WEll ive 2 1/2 years, any taker? Pikey what you doing this evening :D

[PikeKing]

LMAO!

well that depends on what you had in mind BigDogg

[BengDogg]

I think you know my precious!

[Robert]

I think you know my precious!
Leave DG out of this!

[Boxer]

I think you know my precious!
HAHAHA! That brings back memories! That was some funny sh*t on the old forum!

[BengDogg]

Did you know though who was doing it? ;)

[Robert]

I think I was the only one dumb enough not to realise it was you mate.

[BengDogg]

Hahahaha! I have too much free time, i should get a life!

[Boxer]

LMAO! No, I didn't realise it was you Beng. I had no idea who it was at the time. When you posted them pictures it must have been one of the funniest things i've seen so far on the internet. Cruel but funny :D

[Fred]

I feel like an outsider, I don't know what you're talking about!!!

[BengDogg]

then give me a few secs and i will show u :D

[BengDogg]

Right basicaly on a few other forum the was a guy calling himself Dg who took himself very seriously and spent far too much time causing arguments, instead of worrying about lifting weights he studied constantly about lifting them, I know studying is good but lifting weights is more effective than books in the long run and a good solid routine will work wonders, One day he posted his pics and his body to say the least was not much buffer than Smeagol out of lotr and with that i photoshope the pics, now im not huge but i dont take myself very seriously either, so i signed up on a board that has now gone as Deegee, with gollum as my avatar i commented in a gollum stylee, and constantly used my prescious in the sentance, after months of people trying to figure out who it was i forgot to log in as my alias and posted this huge reply un gollum style but under Bengdoggs user name, Lol! That cat was out of the bag :) I also invented the word Orinqueering during this period :029:

[BengDogg]

The bottom pic is his body with no photoshopping just the face and the skin tone are changed

[BengDogg]

LMAO! No, I didn't realise it was you Beng. I had no idea who it was at the time. When you posted them pictures it must have been one of the funniest things i've seen so far on the internet. Cruel but funny :D

Yeah i do think i was a bit tight, but i was sorta put up to it and egged along ya know, He was gonna join here but didnt and if he had of, i wouldnt of been tight again. AS he isnt here enjoy the pics :)

[BengDogg]

Lmao this was Deegee's final post when i logged in as Beng by mistake! I horde these things!

I will not be posting here any more precious ones as I have been injured, it is rather embarresing but i have decided to tell you all because i know you all like me
and will be sypathetic....

The other day i was riding my bike,enjoying cruising along with the good feeling of having no seat,
when my biking gang (The village people) deceided to take a detour through a cucumber field,
things were going fine at first but half way through the field i got into bother and fell off my
bike onto a 15" Cucumber, ths is quite normal for me but the girth of this cucumber was a little
more than i was used to and without extra lubrication i couldn't handle it! This caused me
several anal fissures and i began to bleed. Seeing the blood my team deceided they had better get
me to the nearest YMCA (It's fun to stay there, you can do what you feel,have a good meal, and
hang out with all the boys!) To get there on the quickest route we had to go through a marrow field,
i cautiosly began cycling through it but i was tired and injured and lost concertration next to a
rather large marrow, i fell off the bike again, obviously my anus was not up for this kind of abuse
at this hour of the day (at night i am usually ready) I screamed and writhed in agony and passed out,
I awoke in hospital and the doctor told me i had ruptured my colon, they booked me in for colposcopy
(very enjoyable usually) and confirmed this, I am now injured for life and will never be able to ride
or lift anything heavier than a rampant rabbit again. That marrow became Lord of my Ring!

Good bye, My preciouses! :)

[Robert]

God bless UKM. Good times.

[BengDogg]

Iron city is filling it shoes,

[Robert]

Yep, none of the nob heads, all of the legends. (Bar that charloton that owns this place).

[BengDogg]

Anyway what do we as team wasp do now we are all Members (hehe)

[Robert]

Exchange vast amounts of porn.

[BengDogg]

lol that is something i excell in :D

[Man of Steel]

I've got plenty of deviant porn to help the cause.You might like it, some of it invloves ****** and ********.

[BengDogg]

I really cant work out those missing words, but i am intrigued

[PikeKing]

bump, hehehe

[Narc]

In like flint

[Tricky]

I would bet I am more deviantified than the lot of you. For example i just had a tug over a picture of a horse spunking in a disabled dwarfs face.

Having said that i dont know if i could ever be in a team where The Dave was the captain.

[Fred]

I can't believe I missed that DG stuff :(

I signed up on the old forum about 2 days before it went offline :012:

[BFT]

Next time Im on webcam ill post the link on this forum...who knows i might even have a girl wtih me next time!

Yours in perversion "Private Parts"

[Rayza]

Can I join :o ?

[Fred]

PMSL no

[DMPM]

**** me, that DG shit was funny...

[BengDogg]

yeah dg was a living joke, i sorta feel tight what i did but i was young and foolish

[PikeKing]

this thread needs to be bumped

[captaincaveman]

LMAO
What a great idea for a thread.

[King Fu]

can i join? wheres the p0rn?