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Sloth
13-02-2007, 10:40
Alright ppl, my friend has broken this bone whilst playing football, problem is he plays hockey for GB and a local team and eagerly wants to get back to it. Apparently he could be out for 6 wks +. Seeing as the majority of you are shit hot with injury and rehab stuff i was wondering if anyone has any advice for him to speed up the recovery.
Many thanks in advance :023:
PikeKing
13-02-2007, 19:06
wait until its better
HardcoreSportsTraining
13-02-2007, 19:10
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Scourge
13-02-2007, 21:45
wait until its better
Bump.

He may or may not need some physical therapy after the bone has healed properly, but I'm afraid I don't know of any way to accelerate the process of bone healing other than eating, sleeping and resting properly while waiting for nature to take its course.
Narc
13-02-2007, 21:50
You've obviously never tried Midget Gems then, Ian
Scourge
13-02-2007, 22:00
You've obviously never tried Midget Gems then, Ian
Oh yeah... Forgot about them. :023:

Work for your hernia, did they?
Narc
13-02-2007, 22:00
Aye mate, they work for all health complaints, even death
the block
14-02-2007, 12:11
Use my secret "speed up bone healing" program, 47 quid via paypal and I will show you the top secret exercises shown to me by the wadi-wadi tribe of papua new guinea GUARANTEED to speed up bone repair by 600% or your money back!*




*not a guarantee


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Tricky
14-02-2007, 17:32
this is the greatest question ever...
Black Knight
14-02-2007, 18:38
iirc sleeping in an oxygen tent accelerates the bone healing process.
Perhaps you could knock one up?!